I can hold it in no longer. It is something which I feel MUST be dealt with severely, and people who do these things must be punished! Yeah that's right, punished!

You know when you're on msn, but you're doing your homework too, and it's almost as if every single contanct on your msn is telepathic and can sense that you are busy doing something much more important than talking to them and all of a sudden start talking to you? Or if you appear 'away' or 'busy' or maybe even 'out to lunch', and people still can't take a hint, and decide to start talking to you.

And then you get the people who are either so paranoid and think that you are ignoring them, or are just simply overly annoying, and whenever you say 'brb' they will keep saying 'are you back yet?' every five minutes, even when there is no reply they don't seem to get the message - literally- and carry on harrassing you until you're back. Or those people who don't seem to understand what 'brb' means, and continue with the conversation and then wonder why you aren't replying, and then when you actually spell it out properly and put 'be right back' they still don't listen. Is this pure arrogance, or just idle stupidity?

You also get those people who have WAY too many emoticons, and every other word is an animated picture, and you have to figure out what they are trying to say. Don't they stop and think about how annoying this could potentially be? Really, they should do what I do, and when naming emoticons write in capitals. However, one disadvantage of doing this is when you get mad at someone over msn and have an argument and start writing in capitals then you tend to look a bit stupid when every sentence has at least one little dancing monkey in it or something. (not that I promote online arguments, because being brutal with a keyboard isn't something that strikes me as a proper full-blown argument, and is just for people who can't argue in real life so harrass people over the internet).

Also, one of the most annoying things (for me anyway) has to be people who don't seem to be able to type properly and so rite lyk vis. Int it fukin anoyin wen u cant properly tel wot sum1 is sayin and desperately need 2 hav sum proper english lesons? And just because I am a completely horrible person, I am going to copy and paste some of my friends names and pm's here, just to show you what I have to suffer each time I go online:

Trina get 2 heven, since she woz 11, but the gurl with yello neva wanted 2 go 2 church...

I luv matty 4 lyf n my luv 4 im keeps gettin stronga... luv u babez!

Can you see how much I want to get a virus on my computer, and send it to them each time they come online?! Only joking, I would never do that! But maybe I'm too fond of the english language... I understand that not everyone is capable of stringing a perfectly punctuated and correctly spelt sentence together. But surely the less intelligent people on my contact list who don't seem to be able to spell the simplest of words could at least try and put 'life' instead of 'lyf... Just for me and my obsession with grammar and punctuation? Either that, or I block the bastards! No, even for me that's a bit extreme...

Also, another thing for me to complain about is those people who add you to conversations which seem to have about twenty people in them! And it's even worse when you only know a few people in that conversation and are completely lost in what they are talking about and even when you close the window and leave the conversation they just add you again!

And while I'm on this topic, people who have viruses on their computers REALLY MUST BE HUNG, DRAWN, AND QUARTERED! Especially when they send stupid messages like:

miss mystery >_< says (21:04):
take a look at this picture i took of my new hair color. What do you think? too dark?

And then they try and send you a 'file' which actually contains a virus. These (from what I can gather) are the worst types of virus and are hard to get rid of if you don't have expensive internet security things (I don't know what they're called, who do you think I am? Stephen Hawking?!)




But msn is still something which I honselty believe I would go clinically insane without. So despite all of these extremely annoying factors, there are still a lot of good things about msn, but I think I should leave that rant to another day, otherwise anyone who reads this are going to take one look at the length of the blog and instantly think that I am just a moaning teenager who likes to complain about everything and anything, which I hope isn't the case, as I don't wish to turn into my mother just yet.

Bye
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