Danyel Quotes

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My genes made me do it.

A lot of people are so full of c**p that they don't even realise that they are so full of c**p, so they go their whole lives - full of c**p - until somebody stands up to them and tells them that they are so full of c**p... That person is usually me.

Somebody ahd to be the next 'weirdo-who-could-only-get-a-job-in-a-freak-show-circus-thing' and Boy George was already Boy George so it had to be me.

Adult animators only create kids cartoons so that people think they are good with kids.

I was dissapointed when I found out I didn't have an OCD. I wanted a valid excuse for my weird personality.

Homophobics are gay.

Most men are chauvanistic perverts, the others are transexuals.

Uranus is made of gas!

Oh great, I'm a frigid whore!

I am going to stop being all 'nice little Danyel who felt like a slightly kinder Simon Cowell whilst cruelly rejecting Danny Everall' and start going out with people who I actually have feelings for.

I have no problem with people who are different to me... Well I do have a problem with them if they have a problem with me, so actually, I have a lot of problems with a lot of people.

Don't worry, you're a slut, you'll probably die soon cos of Aids.

I'm surprised at the number of people who think that green is a primary colour.

Enjoy life cos you only live once, unless of course you believe in ressurection, in which case you're stupid.

Person 1: I am not a prostitute!
Person 2: Oh really, I guess you must be on a sponsored shag then...

It's all doing my non-existant ego a hell of a lot of good!

Stupid, whore-faced, anti-christ!

Sluttysluttyslagmonster!

I have standards, they may be low, but I have them.

I used to think that everybody ahd a nice side to them, and then I met you, thank you for correcting me.

I will cyber rape you in a minute!

I don't think there is a Mrs Pacman, because Pacman likes to eat balls, so it's kinda confirmed that he's gay.

I'm not laughing, I'm just smiling in general.

Distress should mean the opposite of stress, but really they mean the same thing!

Jarvis Cocker wants to sleep with common people, get in there Jess Icke!

The bad news is that I officially look like a hamster, the good news is that hamsters are cute!

Person 1: Let's play Numberwang!
Person 2: Ok.
[FIVE MINUTES LATER]
Person 2: How the hell was I meant to have guessed 36.91?!






All in all, for someone who is supposedly meant to be smart and sophisticated in her grammar and choice of language, I do say a lot of random things...